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Americans don’t have passports??? How do you guys travel???
wait huh?? i absolutely have a passport?? am i missing something about this post??
Dksnjdnd just saw a post about many americans not having passports bc it’s expensive and a long burocratic process.
Maybe Americans are less likely to travel outside the country or something? 😂 I have mine but it’s super expired because I havent been out of the country in like 9 years.
Our country spans the size of a continent. We have States larger than most European countries. Given how absolutely fuckhuge America is, you don’t have to leave the country to experience a different culture, climate, and scenery, while still speaking the same language as everyone else.
We’ve got just about all the biomes
Yet none of the culture (besides Texas).
We have so much culture in this country
Lol, no culture? Do they hide under a rock to think that?
No, Texas has culture.
So does the rest of the country
Then you have no concept of what culture is and cannot speak on the matter
your culture is fake smiling and heart disease
Dream on, sunshine, you can do better than that
You can hit every climate and environmental type without leaving Texas. Oceans? Deserts? Forests? Plains? Mountains? Got it. Covers 2 time zones AND has more natural resources and military power than most of Europe combined.
Fuck I love this state.
^^ Amen
“I will never say the things that I want to say to you. I know the damage it would do. I love you more than I hate my loneliness and pain.”
— Henry Rollins, Solipsist (via books-n-quotes)
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us something is valuable, worth listening to, worthy of our trust, sacred to our touch. Once we believe in ourselves we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight or any experience that reveals the human spirit.”
— E.E. Cummings
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